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Ding Dong - come in, come in
Chocolaty treats you'll find within
White, milk, or darker than sin
All of your favorites, where to begin?
Ding Dong, give you a treat
I don't want any tricks, so come take a seat
Lick the sweetness coating the meat
The sweet and salty of tasting your very own feet
Ding Dong, we'll play the trick
We'll see what you like and what makes you tick
Then we'll feed you enough to just make you sick
And rush to your rescue with a knife and a stick
Ding Dong, we are man eaters,
You came to the door of real human feeders
We slice through the veins looking for bleeders
Then chew on your meat as your sanity teeters
Ding Dong, we tricks and we treats
This is no poem for the faint or the weak